Are you running this race? Can you run at a fast pace?
Yes I am running this race. But, no I cannot run at a fast pace. I burn out and feel the worst.
That is no good Kirst. Do you GU?
GU? Ewww. It looks and smells like glue. GU?
GU makes you fast. With GU you don't come last.
I don't mind if I do. WOW! Who knew that GU was what you were meant to do? GU! GU! I like this GU! Expresso GU makes you fast! Expresso GU stops you from coming last!
Holy Crap!! Oh… Cat?
Cat, what was that? This GU gives me a stomach ache. Oh Cat, why did you make me take? This GU makes me need a loo. Golly gosh what to do? With GU I cannot run fast. With this GU I'm sure I will come last. Who knew that Expresso GU would give you the urge to poo? Make you want to find the loo? Oh Cat, I don't like that! Oh, crap!
Well Kirst, now you feel the worst! Maybe Vanilla GU is right for you. Vanilla GU will make you fast. Vanilla GU makes you run a fast pace. It will help you finish the race. In future Kirst, when you GU, you will know what to do. To stop needing the loo and to stop the urge to poo, when you GU – Vanilla GU is for you!
Thank you Cat.
Thank you Kirst.
Thank you Cat…. for that…