I'm not sure what to do
Injections with the essence of the roosters manhood
I don't know if I could, not sure I should
They say it will my knee fix
But I am wary of falsehoods and tricks
Only one way to find out you see
So c'mon and inject that shit in me
The non surgical intervention
Rooster comb synthetic injection
Who seriously thinks up this shit?
Guillotine the rooster and give me a hit!
So what's your thrill, what's your poison?
Champagne, beer, vodka? Rum, schnapps, wine or bourbon?
Hair of the dog, cat nine of the tail
Fuck that - give me the caruncle of the fucking chicken and give it to me now!